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18 March 2007 - 15:39

One time, I saw a goat fall off the top of a van. The van, which had about ten goats tied up on top of the roof, was trying to go up a bumpy embankment, without much success - it couldn't get up enough speed to make it to the top. The third time it tried, the driver backed up about twenty feet and gunned it to the top, where it hit a big bump, bouncing the entire van (from where I was standing, it looked like at least one tire left the ground), and one of the goats, which had gotten untied somehow, fell off the roof and started limping away. The driver got out, ran after the goat (which still had one hind leg tied to one front leg, like they do here), caught it, put it back on top of the van, and drove off down the road.

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